According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and
female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop
their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to
mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers
till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a
girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a
red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop
their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to
mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers
till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a
girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a
red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
3 comments:
Ha Ha, so funny! Thanks for the chuckle!
That is a such a funny story! Only women get the job done! I just wanted to say thanks again for coming shopping with me! I had a lot of fun, and I'm glad you were there to give me another opinion! (I'm not a good decision maker) See ya guys in a few weeks! Thanks!
Barbara-
Do I know you, are you a friend of Jake's or did you randomly find my blog?
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